Rewards are offered in Bureau credits, the value of which is unspecified.
Wanted
For: Plays track 1, then track 14, then track 6, "for variety."
Armed with a phone and a sense of adventure. Has never once let an album run in order. Considered dangerous around sequencing.
Last seen: Skipping.
Reward: 40 Bureau credits
Wanted
For: Never lets a song finish its first fifteen seconds.
Moves fast. Has missed more openings than anyone on file. May be carrying a very long guitar introduction that nobody has heard.
Last seen: Fifteen seconds in.
Reward: 15 Bureau credits, one per second
Wanted
For: Insists there are exceptions. Cannot name them.
Friendly, well-read, and unwilling to elaborate. Will say "I like a bit of everything" and then not elaborate.
Last seen: Claiming to have "a very broad taste."
Reward: 25 Bureau credits
Wanted
For: Seizes the cord at a gathering and does not give it back.
Approaches with the words "you're going to love this." Has a playlist. The playlist has been described by witnesses as "long."
Last seen: In a car that is not theirs.
Reward: 60 Bureau credits, plus the aux cord if recovered